Monday, May 26, 2008

Scarlett covers Waits -- why?

Tom Waits owns one of the most indelible voices in all of music, a ragged, sometimes hysterical rasp that may not be mellifluous to the ear but is positively soaked with humanity and emotion.

The actress Scarlett Johansson knows something herself about the power of voices, her own seductively deep timbre contributing not insignificantly to her status as seemingly every straight male's feminine ideal. Even accounting for her considerable indie cred as star of "Lost in Translation," however, Johansson's decision to devote an entire album to covering eternal oddball Waits is itself a consummate head-scratcher.


Tackling the vaunted Waits songbook, Johansson shows prudence in not attempting to replicate her subject's broken-glass cackle. Unfortunately, she also allows too little of her own estimable charm to penetrate the project, leaning instead on producer Dave Sitek (of TV on the Radio fame) to frequently sheath her voice in countless layers of studio gauze.


No doubt it's interesting to hear deliberately warty Waits nuggets like the title track recast to emphasize atmosphere and mood, and Sitek is a true wizard of sound who deserves most of the credit for the record's listenability. Still, his efforts fare best when he's able to work with an actual melody, and when Johansson isn't rendered static as well.


"Town With No Cheer" wobbles but still captivates, while "Falling Down" and "Fannin Street" find Johansson actually commanding attention. Regrettably, the second half of the record falters from too many narcoleptic tunes that bury Waits' lyrics deep in the mix, apparently forgetting it was those words, and Waits' delivery, that made a song like "Who Are You" so great in the first place.


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Monday, May 19, 2008

Scarlett Johansson - Song For Jo

Scarlett Johansson releases her first album to my knowledge next week. Film start who do music tend to deliver something as bad as rockstars who try acting (with the exception of Meatloaf in Fight Club, obviously). However, on the selected tracks that I’ve heard, I have to say that this is intriguing and the production is interesting. Let me add that she can’t sing for shit, but it doesn’t matter as nor can Nico or Tom Waits whose influence can be felt somewhere along the way. It also has a French vibe going on, not dissimilar to Emily Loizeau

news source : http://www.thedownloader.co.uk/

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Stella McCartney has designs on Scarlett Johansson's wedding dress

Scarlett Johansson may have only been engaged five minutes, but she won't have any problems organising a wedding dress if Stella McCartney gets her own way.

The designer has revealed that she would love to create the dress that Johansson will walk down the aisle in.

news source : http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Scarlett Johansson Doesn’t Have Hepatitis Like You Thought

Chances are that the sole reason you haven’t had sex with Scarlett Johansson yet is because she looks like she’s got hepatitis. Well fear not. Scarlett Johansson doesn’t have hepatitis. At all. And, for some reason we haven’t worked out yet, she really, really wants you to know that. In what might go down in history as the weirdest sudden statement made by a celebrity ever, Scarlett Johansson recently decided to blurt out:

“People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”
And you know what? Good for Scarlett Johansson. She’s making a stand for all women who don’t feel like they have to be enslaved by the patriarchal ideal of an obedient woman, and she’s absolutely free to discuss her sex life however she sees fit. Bravo, Scarlett.

Although we can’t help noticing that Scarlett Johannson completely failed to mention whether or not she’s out there catching syphilis, herpes, gonorrhoea, chlamydia or genital warts. The dirty cow.


news source : http://www.hecklerspray.com/